For Just the Cost of a Couple Sandwiches, Some Coffee, Maybe a Six Pack…

We do this for fun and we're not here to rip you off. We charge $69/hour, or $44/hour if you're a business/organization in 60647, or sometimes for a flat rate if the task is well defined. We travel by bike or CTA so you don't have to worry about travel expenses.

We'll cut you a break if your job's pretty easy; but we might ask for more if it's tough. Either way we're always fair and up-front about what we're charging you. If you don't think our rate is fair, let us know and we'll For Just Tens of Thousands of Pennies a Day…